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Astrology is easy to dismiss as quackery, I mean come on, how can celestial objects and some zodiac signs have the slightest influence on a person's destiny?
The concept was born over 2300 years ago when the ancient Babylonians came up with the idea that the gods lived among the stars, and were able to manipulate humans' personalities to suit their wishes and whimsies. So they divided the night sky into 12 separate pieces, which we now know as the zodiac ar horoscope signs, and which, according to some polls, almost a quarter of Americans still take seriously today. And that, of course, is an excellent fuel for some horoscope memes.
But why? Well, when you read something that validates your beliefs or needs, it can be tempting to legitimize it. For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence in our lives. There are those, however, who take it way too seriously. These zodiac memes, collected by Bored Panda, are for those who should maybe take their heads out of the sky, and come back down to Earth with a laugh!
Scroll down below to check the funny horoscopes and the best memes considering it out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Don't Blame The Zodiac Signs, Susan
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Hans Hans Community Member Follow
Probably we merely need a better zodiac circle. "B***h, A*hole, Egoist, Narcist, ..."
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#2
None Of Them Do
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Ladies and Gentlemen Ladies and Gentlemen Community Member Follow
I am gonna use this forever from this day ever!
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#3
Planets Are To Blame
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desert29rat desert29rat Community Member Follow
Works for me.
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#4
Always In A Hurry
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Yvonne Bernal Yvonne Bernal Community Member Follow
I bet they didn't read that one coming in their morning horoscope!
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#5
Incredible Coincidence
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Dre Mosley Dre Mosley Community Member Follow
Savage.
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#6
Accurate Horoscopes
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Enuya Enuya Community Member Follow
Wel, that is how it works. Writing a few generalizations is quite a simple task - people find statements matching them, so they believe it. "You can make difficult decisions, but sometimes you are hesitant. You love your family and friends, but sometimes you find it difficult to understand them." Blah blah blah. It suits, literally, everybody - and that is a point.
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#7
A Clairvoyant Wrote It
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Ladies and Gentlemen Ladies and Gentlemen Community Member Follow
Perfect! I love how people find these old paintings and fit them so wonderfully into such epic scenarios!
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#8
Funny Zodiac Memes
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David Viesta David Viesta Community Member Follow
For those who might wonder, this picture depicts the exact reaction former president Obama had when he went to the White House after Trump's election, also complemented by his short mental dialogue: 'Well, time to compliment my successor." *sees Trump* "You know what? F*** it, I'm out."
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Something To Lean On To
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Ladies and Gentlemen Ladies and Gentlemen Community Member Follow
Hahahaha.. The pic is epic!
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#10
Not A Good Match
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Pamela24 Pamela24 Community Member Follow
I've been told that by someone else actually. My boyfriend and I had been together for just a few months at that time and a girl that knew both of us for some reason had to tell me (she changed the subject just to do that) that she knows it's not gonna last because he's a Virgo and I'm Pisces. At the time the relationship wasn't in its best shape so it actually hurt... Four years later and we seem to be doing quite well.Like...I'm not saying we might never break up but it will be our own choice/fault/action not because of our birth date.
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Biased Astrology Posts
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Lotte Lotte Community Member Follow
sagittarius is always forgotten :'(
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#12
How Did It Know!
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......ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!
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#13
Multiple Personalities
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Enuya Enuya Community Member Follow
If your dad's a Pisces, it gives even four...
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#14
Ice Cream Flavor Suitability Is Important
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Kururi.Orihara Kururi.Orihara Community Member Follow
I love looking at those, but I never take them seriously.
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#15
The Guilty Party
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This picture ruined Elmo's career.
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Funny Zodiac Memes
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nazan fidan nazan fidan Community Member Follow
hahhhaahah
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#17
Behavior Justification
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Kaisu Rei Kaisu Rei Community Member Follow
When people try to excuse their abusive behaviour because of their zodiac sign
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#18
Astrological Opinions
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The Girl on Fire The Girl on Fire Community Member Follow
Please don't do this.
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#19
It Goes According To The Stars
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BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member Follow
"his Mercury"??? Does that mean we all have personal one?
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#20
They Know
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Nikki D Nikki D Community Member Follow
Oooh I love this picture! Is it from RuPaul's drag race?
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#21
Mercury Retrograde
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Susanne Bækvig Susanne Bækvig Community Member Follow
That is always a risk no matter which way mercury goes
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#22
That Astrology Talk
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M.A.D. M.A.D. Community Member Follow
- Hey Ron.- Hey Billy.
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#23
Choosing Your Destiny
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Daria B Daria B Community Member Follow
Or better, MAKE your own destiny. ♥
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#24
Sick Person
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Misterscooter Misterscooter Community Member Follow
You be illin'.
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#25
Astrology Wins
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Carrie de Luka Carrie de Luka Community Member Follow
ARGH - not that flipping photo AGAIN.
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Astrology Memes
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Dragon_knight56 Dragon_knight56 Community Member Follow
Where and how is pennywise born
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The Mother Of All
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Chris Rü Chris Rü Community Member Follow
"Jungfrau Sophia, die himmlische und irdische Frau, die Mutter aller...." (written in old-German writing), cannot read last word), translates to "Virgin Sophia, the heavenly and earthly woman, Mother of all..."
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Enuya Enuya Community Member Follow
I don't believe in horoscopes. We, Virgos, are very distrustful.
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diane a diane a Community Member Follow
Ahh that explains it - Lol
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Stella Rose Stella Rose Community Member Follow
Sorry, I was born on December 32nd, can't relate.
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Not Quite Infinity Not Quite Infinity Community Member Follow
Is any one else bothered by the fact that the title of this post says '31rd' and not '31st'? No? Just me? Okay, I'll go now
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Johnny Frostbite Johnny Frostbite Community Member Follow
It's a brand new number! It's pronounced "thirty furd" and it only exists during the new moon (which is now).
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Enuya Enuya Community Member Follow
I don't believe in horoscopes. We, Virgos, are very distrustful.
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diane a diane a Community Member Follow
Ahh that explains it - Lol
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Stella Rose Stella Rose Community Member Follow
Sorry, I was born on December 32nd, can't relate.
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Not Quite Infinity Not Quite Infinity Community Member Follow
Is any one else bothered by the fact that the title of this post says '31rd' and not '31st'? No? Just me? Okay, I'll go now
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Johnny Frostbite Johnny Frostbite Community Member Follow
It's a brand new number! It's pronounced "thirty furd" and it only exists during the new moon (which is now).
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